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I’m not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don’t have to worry about me.

 Dr. Gregory House (via bakwasbandkaro)
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rsvnr:

Do you ever realize that you’re just the type of person that no one will miss when you’re gone, and you’ll just fade away with no one to remember you?

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  • #the avengers #iron man #captain america #the hulk #thor #1978 vs 2012
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  • plot twist:you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
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sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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